FORM S.1 — APPLICATION TO COMMISSION A TOURREV. 07/26 · IN TRIPLICATE, ALLEGEDLY
SECTION 01 — THE DIVISION
the original. two hundred and fourteen tours of precedent.
SECTION 02 — THE NAMES
THE GROOM'S NAME
THE GROOM RIDES FREE — THE HOUSE DOES NOT TAX THE CONDEMNED
YOU, THE COMMISSIONER
FULL POWERS · ONE PARDON PER TERM
SECTION 03 — THE TOUR
DESTINATION
WHEELS UP
12 SEP
WHEELS DOWN
15 SEP
SECTION 04 — EXPECTED HEADCOUNT
12
A GUESS IS FINE — NO NAMES ASKED HERE. THE SQUAD ADDS ITSELF THROUGH THE GATE LINK AND THE CONSOLE IS THE MANIFEST OF RECORD, RIGHT UP TO WHEELS-UP. THE HOUSE'S SHARE RE-SPLITS AS NAMES LAND.
SECTION 05 — THE RITUALS
THE DRAFT
Teams drawn live on a broadcast night.
THE FILES
Passports, deposits, dietaries — chased until sealed.
FINES COURT
£5 standard tariff, reviewed nightly.
THE CONCIERGE
WhatsApp chasing on a 90-day schedule.
THE AWARDS
Medals, disgraces, a plaque for the wall.
switch any of them off if you must. nobody ever has.
SECTION 06 — RATIFICATION
“I accept full powers as Commissioner, and swear to use them irresponsibly but fairly.”
DRAFT PAPERS
UPDATES AS YOU WRITE
PAPERS COMPLETE1/5
DIVISIONSTAG
THE GROOM—
DESTINATION—
DATES—
MANIFESTEST. 12 + 1 FREE
RITUALS ON5/5
THE HOUSE'S SHARE — LIVE
ADMIN, ONE-OFF£49
12 × £9.77 (EST.)£117.24
TOTAL TO THE HOUSE£166.24
≈ PER HEAD, IN COSTS£13.85
built into the costs · split flat, part-time or full · re-splits as late names land · the groom rides free · never your card